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( Francium. )

The Popcorn room shifted and with a resounding *bang* - another student returned to Hogwarts ( Read more... )

sequela@hogwarts.IntraNet.net posted:Hello. How are you? I am new to Hogwarts and have some questions of the kind new people sometimes think and seldom have the opportunity to ask ( Read more... )

( Cut to spare f-lists )

Steff had been reading the compy threads. And she thought that people should not be disappointed. She didn't know who this evil person was that the compy poster was talking about, but, hey, if ever opportunities to fuck with people presented themselves, Steff would be on them ( Read more... )

Ryuk was bored.

This is never a good thing. This usually leads to Ryuk causing trouble of epic proportions.

As he’s stuck here, he can’t do anything hilarious like being an accomplice in genocide or anything like that, but he loves a bit of discord and bickering among the Hogwarts students. So he puts up a computer post:

Attention students ( Read more... )

Just outside the doors of the Great Hall, Dieter Prohl hung a banner and set up a chair and small table. Wearing clothes for once, so as not to scare away potential takers, he sat under his banner with a good book and waited for his first customer.

FREE KISSES. OTHER SERVICES AVAILABLE ON REQUEST.

There was a pop, a wet splooosh, and John Amsterdam flopped on the floor in a buttery tidal wave. Naked and slimy, he groaned as he rolled himself onto his back. "I could have gone another 400 years without that," he said. As he stared at the stones in the ceiling and tried to collect his thoughts, a pair of bare legs entered his field of vision ( Read more... )

I wish there was a long, flowery description of why this was happening, but what it boils down to is this ( Read more... )

(To ensure complete and uncompromised anonymity, Lezard actually went to the trouble of typing this while disembodied. How could he type without fingers? The same way a ghost could move objects, perhaps. Ask the videogame programmers. Alternatively, ask Homsar or the Sorting Hat.)

Who is the gayest man in this school? I have some questions ( Read more... )